Chattering Teeth



It's All in the Name    Submitted by Sarah Hatch

Three men die and are standing before God. God looks down on the first man and says, "You were always drinking! You were constantly at the bar! You were so obsessed with alcohol you married a woman named Sharie!" and God sent him straight to hell.

The next man came along and God said, "You were in love with money and never made time for me! You always thought about money, every thing you did was for money! You even married a woman named Penny!" and the same fate awaited this man.

Now the third man starts thinking about his wife's name Fanny and says, "I don't think I stand a chance here!"




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