George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "George, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your asshole is for"