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Seniors Complaint" Submitted by Benny A group of Florida senior citizens was sitting around talking about their
ailments: "My arms are so weak can hardly hold this cup of coffee" said
one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee" replied
another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck" said a third,
to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," ...another; went on...
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," -winced an old man as
he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence... "Well, it's really not all
that bad," said one woman cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Stop you're killing me! |