A woman walks into a bar, and orders a shot of rum. She does the shot, and looks inside her purse. Then orders another shot, drinks it fast, and looks into her purse again.

After the eighth shot, she asks the bartender for her tab and gets up to leave.

The bartender, overcome with curiousity, says ,"Pardon me lady, but I noticed that everytime you took a drink you would look into your purse. What's up with that?"

The woman hiccups and then replies, " Well I have a photo of my husband in my purse. I keep drinking til he starts looking good, and then I go home!!"